21 PUNS (let's have fun guys)

18 days ago

This is a very Pun-derful day😄.... Let's have fun💃🏿💃🏿💃🏿

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. 🤣
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😂
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 🤣
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up! 😂
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌟
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! 🍝
Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged! ☕️
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! 🚴‍♂️
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well! 🍌
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Because he needed space! 🚀
What do you call a man with a body and a nose? Nobody knows🤷🏿‍♂️
Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-gi! 🎉
Why did the cat join a band? Because he wanted to be the purr-cussionist! 🐈
What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band! 🐄
Why did the baker go to the bank? He needed dough! 🍞
Why did the chicken go to the doctor? He had fowl breath! 🐓
What do you call a bear with no socks on? Barefoot! 🐻
Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus! 🤖
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? He wanted to reach his full potential! 📚
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice! 🍊
21.Why did the rabbit go to the doctor? He had hare-loss! 🐰