The Uninvited Guest, My Secondary School Fart Story.
This particular moment or should I say memory was way back in secondary school and I couldn't help but share it with you all, right now thinking about it makes me laugh really hard but back then it wasn't really funny, I felt the worst embarrassment ever and just like the prompt says "a type of embarrassment that you would want the ground to open for you to enter at the moment" so walk with me as I take you through memory lane.

It was a just like every other day in school, just attending the assembly coming back to the classroom and waiting for the teacher taking the first period of the day, the day began to move gradually as we already had one or two classes like that and in those free period where a teacher takes time before coming for his or her period, you would definitely see peers and groups of friends giggling together.
In those moments I am either found in one of those groups or sitting on my desk scrolling through assignment or probably doing those assignments but for that day I was just sited on my locker as I waited the arrival of the teacher, I can remember having a rubbling stomach for just some minutes before I realized what was going on I had already released fat which we actually called mess from my system.
I had initially thought it was those silent kind of farting that comes with any noise but announces it's arrival with ridiculous smell not until it came out with thunderous sound that made everyone sitting close to me to hear it and when others from afar was asking who farted it wasn't difficult for them to point me out, those comedians in my class had gotten something to gest about and kid you not, some ran out of the class laughing at me not that the atmosphere was polluted but just so that they can give others the impression that it actually is, I honestly felt like the floor should open let me be swallowed than me mocked like this.
Like I mean everyone else usually fart in the class without others knowing and fortunately for me I had already been farting before the loud one came out, I prayed with all I got within me that the teacher wouldn't come to the class else my classmates wouldn't hesitate to feed their ears with information that could land me heavy punishments, I sat down on my seat like I was poured a very cold water and I couldn't look anyone in the eyes as shame wouldn't allow me raise my bent head up.
I at the moment wished that the day rounds up so fast so I can go home or atleast something to take their attention from me and yess after some minutes God answered my prayers and brought up another suitable discussion to bounce back on, after that day I try not to create such embarrassment for myself even though they happen out of control.
I hope I feed your eyes well as we scrolled through and this is where I put my full stop.
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When I saw “fart” I knke I had to come read this story. Unlucky you. You were exposed that day. Haha. We've all had some embarrassing moments.
Fart is one of the natural thing about humans and yet we pretend like it is not. Things like this will definitely be a reason for everyone to make gest of you.
So fine girl stll dey mess... lol
We need to come to a point where we accept that this is normal especially among kids
Oh! I can understand. That hope of doing it silently can be very disappointing at times.😂
Sorry about that.